The discordant ensemble
This happened a few years ago. I boarded the 3 tier A/C compartment
of the Express train from Mysore to Mayavaram ( more appropriately
mayiladuthurai) to attend the ear piercing ritual of a relative’s grandchild at
Vaitheerswaran Koil. I was travelling alone.
Gradually the compartment filled up. I was on the lower berth . The cabin consisting of 8 berths, was fully occupied at the departing station itself , a matter of satisfaction since there would be no frequent intrusions by passengers alighting & boarding at various Stations. The prospects of a peaceful journey seemed promising.
My neighbours in the cabin were an elderly four member
Hindi speaking family ; two corpulent
men, a short & stout lady and a very
tall one. The berths above me were allotted to a Tamil speaking couple. The
side upper berths were occupied by a thin fidgety man with beady eyes & straggly
mop of hair and one of the ‘”Hindi Bhais”
Now, when one travels alone, there is a temptation to keenly observe
Co-passengers and make assessments. A
rather diabolical & mischievous
pastime I must confess . And so there I was travelling to Mayiaduthurai in the
company of, Mogambo & Sukhad Prasad, Golu behen & lamp post didi , Devu maama & Buttoo maami and Agile Anniyan.
The train journey proceeded like a dream - that is, till it reached
Dharmapuri at about 9.45 pm. As if on cue, the middle berths were unfolded. Mogambo &
family pulled out two large packets from their bags, placed them on the seat
and carefully opened the packets.Each contained huge heaps of some Rice
preparation packed in what looked like lotus
leaves which the foursome devoured. Sukhad Prasad downed a two litre bottle of water to the last drop. The family
seemed contented. Within 10 minutes, the cabin lights were put out indicating
bed time.
I dozed off. Suddenly a terrifying sound woke me up. “Had the train derailed ?” everything remained calm for a moment. Then
again that sound, similar to the grating noise made by pulling &
shutting a rusted metal drawer emanated from the berth occupied by Agile Anniyan. He was
snoring. Others seemed undisturbed. The groaning continued
intermittently.
In time several growls began
reverberating from all sides : Mogambo trumpeting
like a stricken elephant, Devu mama alternately inhaling and
exhaling & wheezing like a beached
whale,
“Whorf.Whorf…Whorf” Sukhad Prasad was delivering booming, gruff , low-frequency single syllable snorts
The ladies were more courteous: while Buttu Maami displayed musical competence by rendering a mellifluous “Wheee , Heeee”, lamp post restricted herself to intermittent hisses & squeals Unruffled by the din Golu Behen was
sleeping peacefully .
Realizing that my sleep had
become a myth and that I had to survive the night, I walked to one end of the
compartment , and sat on the small folding seat meant for the Ticket Inspector.
the Train reached Erode Junction at about 1.00 am., I attempted to give sleep
one more chance, and went back to the berth. The commotion had not abated, Tired and groggy
I hit the sack..
.I was rudely woken up by someone at 3.45 am. The train had reached Tiruchirapalli
Jn. Maama & Maami were up
and awake. They “Requested” me to give room to enable them pull their luggage out
from under my berth.This done Maama exclaimed: “you Must to
be very tired. You were snoring hard ” .The couple
walked towards the door.
At 7.15 am the train reached Mayiaduthurai.
Sitting in the auto, I thought about Maama’s parting shot. I laughed aloud. The startled Driver enquired ” Saar romba sandoshama Irukkiga”? ( maybe he was thinking I was crackpot or had one too many). I stammered with “Vaitheeswaran darishanam kidaikkapogira santhosam daan.”
At the Hotel room, I began recollecting the events of the previous night & the train journey . There will always be co passengers. All or some could be indulging in the type of pernicious Assessment I fabricated .On this journey alone I could have acquired seven sobriquets
Considering the large numbers of Aquaintences, detractors, family
& friends there could be any number of
epithets , monikers , nicknames, surnames….you name it , that remain shrouded in secrecy for obvious reasons. I am itching to hear at least a few of them, just for the heck of it, than let it
assume the nature of an obituary.
Without the epilogue this spoof will Fizzle out like a damp squib.
I
arrived at Sri Vaitheeswaran Koil at the designated time for the ritual. Made
the Circumabulation and had peaceful Darshan. As per temple tradition, washed
at the “Kolam”, and placed packets of Salt & pepper in the specified tray.
Still no sign of the relatives & child. Suddenly I remembered that I
carried something called “Mobile”. I gathered that the event had to be
cancelled .
With
the train to Mysore scheduled to depart only at 5.55 Pm, I utilized time roaming the lanes of the temple town . The Small eateries and hotels here carry
strange and funny names: Melmadi
Club, Bite of Burma mess, Koorai Kadai, Singam Power Hotel …..
I could
have done so many logical things before embarking on the Journey, but it never
occurred that I should ! A Comedy of
errors? Or
Was my
visit Ordained by GOD and deremined by Nature?