The
Killing
Narayanan called
his daughter on phone. He was agitated .He had been reading the local newspaper. A man had been found
murdered in his own house . The house
was in the crowded Srirampuram the same locality where Sudha and her husband Krishna
lived.
And that precisely was the reason for Narayanan’s anxiousness .Shockingly the
murder had happened during daytime when the man was supposedly alone at
home. Narayanan knew that Sudha too was always alone at her home after Krishna left for his office.
Narayanan gave Sudha a
long sermon about employing a security guard for her house. He was insistent they
they employ an old man preferably from his own ancestral village who could also
be asked to attend house work and tend
the small garden . Such a utility man would
be around the house all day especially when her kid and husband were away at
their office and school.
Sudha assured her father
that she would discuss with her husband and advised him not to panic.
When Krishna
came home that evening , Sudha told
him about her father’s worried call. Krishna too was perturbed about a man
being murdered in their own safe locality. They decided to a find some one to
work in their house so that sudha was never alone at home.
At the Dinner table Krishna gave her a long stern
lecture about how careless she was about locking the front and rear doors of
the house and about being safe.
“You should learn how to be careful …You
need to think of how to safeguard
yourself.”
Next morning Sudha waited anxiously for the Newspaper to be delivered which would definitely carry extensive
details of the crime.
She
impatiently glanced through the News
paper to read the reports .
She found it at the bottom half of the
Third page . In bold headlines.
The case had been solved and the murderer
arrested. She smiled to herself thinking of all the advice her nervous father
had given her and the well-meaning admonition delivered by Krishna.
The instant Krishna returned from work that evening Sudha thrust the News paper in her husband’s hands and giggled mischievously.
She began to taunt him.
“How many watchmen shall we employ? One
each for either of us and one for the house?
Or do you want all for yourself?”
“I really need to learn how to be safe…I have to know how to protect myself ”she
grinned
Krishna read the news and stood mortified. He did not
know what to say.
Yes, a man had been murdered in broad
daylight in his own home in their Srirampuram locality the newspaper reported.
But the murderer was not a stranger or burglar or intruder.
It was the dead man’s WIFE !!
In her confession the Woman told Police
that the man promised to gift her pair of Gold bangles for Ugaadi
last year but had not kept his promise till this Makara Sankranti.
Instantly Both Sudha & Krishna began
laughing uncontrollably.
P.S: The story
was narrated to me by a friend last evening. Found it fit to be shared.
The Names and locations mentioned are
fictitious for obvious reasons.
1 comment:
Ayyo Rama ! If misfortune has to come, it will come in any shape it seems !
How safe can one be and from which danger from which direction ! ?
And there have been cases of the security fellow himself turning thief or worse !
Only security is to read Parikshit-Takshaka purana and chant Ishwaro rakshathu !
In final analysis , looks like Sudha has hit upon a good bargaining chip ! Hahaha !
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