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Saturday, September 14, 2019

The Indomitable Joggernaut


The indomitable Joggernaut
                                                            -- C S Jayanth Subramanian
Inborn sporting talent and determination have a penchant for prevailing over unfavorable conditions like lack of infrastructure and organizational support.
Like millions of boys in India, Shashwat Rao too aspired to be a cricketer. He played for his college cricket team and a fair bit of Club Cricket too. Even as he was completing his education, the best days of his cricketing exploits began fading in the background. He settled down in Bangalore and  and like most young people of his age lived a fast paced life. Suddenly, for no good reason he bid goodbye to his Job.
Sitting  with eyes rivetted on the computer screen and punching keys did not interest him anymore. He zoomed away on his beloved Royal Enfield “Bullet”  to explore every nook & corner of the country.In short, he rebelled!. But soon he returned and joined Wisden India, the statistics arm of Cricinfo the popular Sport news website owned by ESPN as cricket analyst.
 Shashwat began jogging to and from work to break the monotony of everyday life. He participated in road marathons in various towns and hill stations and started saving money.
He developed a burning desire to run along trails in the lofty mountains. Soon Shashwat Rao was a well known, popular figure  easily recognized among the small Ultra Runners  fraternity in India.
Meanwhile his dream of the mountain solitude where he could jog along peacefully for hours far away from the bustling city of Bangalore grew stronger.
 He qualified for the Ultra-trail du Mont Blanc (UTMB) a171Km mountain trail race passing through France,Italy and Switzerland. Though overjoyed something began gnawing at his mind. How would he train for the prestigious event where he would contend with the world’s best Ultra Runners?
So he quit his job once again and headed to Solang Valley about 15 Kms from Manali in Himachal Pradesh and lived in a shack in an obscure village on the side of a mountain. His only protection from the biting Himalayan Cold was a sleeping bag. Life was difficult ; shoveling heaps of snow that covered the shack, gathering firewood  and managing with frugal diet. Being South Indian and a Vegan made it  more challenging. Acclimatizing to the high altitude and low oxygen levels was never easy. But, he trained hard on the gorgeous mountain trails.


Now, the vast mountain  slopes of lawn in Solang Valley is a   popular skiing Destination visited by hundreds of tourists both native & Foreign.Strapped for cash , the resourceful Rao  began carrying  gliders on his back to the mountain top,essentially doing the job of a porter for the tourists who would  launch themselves from the peak. .While he earned small sums of money, it also helped him get stronger. And with help from well-wishers & friends he reached Paris, participated in UTMB & was the only Indian to cross the finishing line.
 In early 2014  a small group of “Ultra”enthusiasts in India led by Vishwas Sindhu fantasized about India’s Own Ultra Trail. After exploring several routes &considering all aspects, a trail route was finalized:
The road from Manali to Leh, spanning  over a length of 480 km   through the most treacherous stretch of the  Himalayan mountain  range : Manali – Rohtang – Kokhsar -Keylong – Jispa – Zingzingbar – Baralacha La – Gata Loops – Nakee La – Lachulung La – Tanglang La – Upshi – Leh.The little known sport of Ultra running  was coming of age  in India.
The breathtaking trail takes  runners through five of the most imposing mountain passes reaching upto 17600 Ft., a series of 21 switch backs & vast plains. Aptly Christened the “HellUltra” or The Hell Race, the first edition was held in September 2016.
Hungarian Ferenc Szonyi is the only runner who has finished the race on two occasions.  He is known for his ability to maintain an incredibly fast pace throughout the race. He completed the challenge in113 hours 13min 29sec in 2017 &an astonishing 108 hr 52min 29 sec. in 2018. Shashwat  Rao had the opportunity of watching Szonyi‘s pre- race training from close quarters. He acted as  his support . In the 2018  he even managed to keep pace with the superman in most of the first half of the Hell race. All the while , he wasQuietlygearing up for his next big Challenge.He  aspired to win the Hell race for himself.
The big moment arrived as Shashwat Rao lined up with sixother Ultraathletes at the starting line of the Hell race at Manali in June. 2019. The runners were off the starting blocks at 10.00 pm.


Taking short 30 minute naps, eating a handful of Rice & Dhal at road side Dhabas and munching Granola energy bars on the run became  routine over the next five days. By the end of the third day it became clear that  two runners Pulkith Jain and Shashwat Rao would challenge eachother to the extreme right upto the finishing point at Shanti Stupa in Leh. 
Volunteers along the trail and trackers were awestruck by the ferocious determination in Shashwat Rao’s eyes.Murmurs that this would be a stupendous battle of perseverance and debilitation excited the onlookers. In his own words"The thought of becoming the First Indian to win the Hell Ultra further strengthened my resolve” and he was in no mood to squander the opportunity. With the allotted 120 hour deadline firmly etched in mind, he jogged along inright earnest.
Chewing up  Kilometres , he Covered  the plains in the dead of  night. It was not easy running.  Fighting exhaustion and delirium induced by lack of sleep, braving the excruciating pain caused by a cracked shin bone  he managed to run past the Banner at the finishing line.The Chronometer stopped at 113 H, 36 m, 50 Sec. The only other finisher Jain  arrived 33 minutes later.
The winner of the 2019  edition  Shashwat Rao and runner-up Pulkith Jain  thus became the first Indians ever to finish theHell Ultra.
The winner was rewarded with a commemorative Tee shirt, a wooden plaque, a Bouquet of flowers and little else.
However Shashwat Rao has received greater rewards. Kuai Sports Promotions ,Hong Kong the sponsors of Trail Master Championship series (trail running) has  conferred the Title of “ Asia Trail Grand-master”, on him by virtue of being the first runner from India to triumph at the ATM Quest,which requires aspirants to  complete  six recognized  Asia Trail Master races  of not less than 70 Kms distance each  within two years.
 He has now qualified for  the 10th Anniversary edition of Tor des Géants (meaning Tour of Giants) a punishing  356 Km  mountain endurance  Trail Race  which will  held in the Aosta Valley covering the Italian Alps & Grand Paradiso National Park  in Italy in Sep.-Oct. 2019. 
A few federations around the world cater specifically to trail &ultra running and support their Runners.But, In India, these extreme athletes have to   depend entirely on private sponsors and Sports enthusiasts.
The Athletics Federation of India has only recently focused its attention on this sport.
Sashwat Rao has made an Appeal  for support to offset the costs of travel, accommodation, entry fees etc.for theTor des Géantsin the Crowd funding platform Ketto.org.Details are available at https://www.ketto.org/fundraiser/tor
ATM Grandmaster Shashwat Rao, a qualified engineer and MBA is now  rightfully regarded as the pioneer of high endurance sport in India.Ordinary mortals however considerUltra trail running as an unforgivingly Brutal Sport.
Shobha & Nanda Kishore Rao, the proud parents of Shashwat Rao are residents of V.V Mohalla Mysore.
Note:
Ultra running is a long distance running sport that has evolved around ultramarathons.. An ultra distance race is typically a race of any distance beyond 42.16 Kms .(The standard marathon)
The most common races begin at 50Km, and can span up to 175 Kms long. Ultra races can take place on roads, mountain trails or tracks, and as a result of  the growing popularity, more than 75,000 athletes compete in ultra races each year.

Sunday, June 23, 2019






Coorg                                                 - Land of Scenic Beauty & Valour

To get away from the drudgery of everyday Routine and to get lost in the pristine beauty and splendour of nature, one need to look no further  than the  quaint district of Coorg(Kodagu). Plan a weekend getaway to the mountains in Kodagu, set amidst rolling Hills, valleys ,tranquil forests and vegetation  & you will not be disappointed.
 The Chelavara water Falls locally known as Embepara falls, is an immensely  beautiful but surprisingly lesser explored  destination and a visit  is normally combined with a trek to the peak of the magnificent,wet,dewy Chomkund hill  about 3 kms away. The Chomkund peak provides a 360 degree view of a lush western Ghats valley with the imposing  Kabbe hill right adjacent  and of the plains  right upto the Arabian sea  which one can  see  on a clear day.   Definitely a wonderful place for a day out  with friends and family.
The pictures posted herein will stand as proof .







Wednesday, May 8, 2019

itchicalypse




Itchicalypse
                16.10.2018
Buying pre owned goods is fun exclaimed  everteen. And at a bargain too reciprocated Jollykid, wide eyed. I couldn’t but chuckle! as I recollected  reading somewhere “ never sell to clowns, never buy from  Jokers”

We all understand sales through Ads on Social media platforms can be painstaking and intimidating and can sometimes lead to crazy or piquant situations.

Kuchesht R Soudagar is the archetypal oniomaniac (one suffering from cbd).His condition has progressed to such an extent, that at every given opportunity he goes on a ‘Surfing’ spree. Of late he has even cultivated the art of persuasion. So, let’s take a break from the tensions of everyday life, join him on one of his epic adventures and enjoy a hearty laugh.
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Posted at: 2018-08-29 14:27:13 | 1687 comments | Add Comment
Original ad:
Laptop for Sale - HP 15 Core I5 8th Gen. In mint Condition Rs.38000/ . Only Email me at Atulsellbhikri*******@gmail.com. Hagglers not entertained.
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From Kuchesht R Soudagar ******* @ gmail.com.           
  to  Atulsellbhikri*****@gmail.com.

Hello Atul,

That's a really nice  Camera you have in the picture. What’s the asking price?

Kuchesht

From Atulsellbhikri*******@gmail.com .                                                                                                  to Kuchesht R Soudagar ******* @ gmail.com 

Sorry . Only selling the Laptop.

Kuchesht R Soudagar ******* @ gmail.com.                                                                                      to  Atulsellbhikri*****@gmail.com

I'll give you Rs.30000/- for the Camera.

From Atulsellbhikri*******@gmail.com .                                                                                                    to Kuchesht R Soudagar ******* @ gmail.com 

Read the ad . The Laptop and not camera  is  for sale.

Kuchesht R Soudagar ******* @ gmail.com.                                                                                    to  Atulsellbhikri*****@gmail.com


You are making it difficult to negotiate on the camera. I'll give you Rs.35000/- for it, and that is my final offer.Sure you will find it most suitable..

From Atulsellbhikri*******@gmail.com .                                                                                                  to Kuchesht R Soudagar ******* @ gmail.com

And this is is my FINAL offer: shut the hell up and leave me alone!


 Kuchesht R Soudagar from a newly created email account & assumed name…..
    
Vignasagar  ******* @ gmail.com.                                                                                                     to  Atulsellbhikri*****@gmail.com

Hi, I'm mailing you about the Camera. Your asking price of Rs.40000/- sounds a bit higher .       Maybe  With  Data card,Battery Charger and Chord ? . I'll take it!

Vignasagar


From Atulsellbhikri*******@gmail.com .                                                                                                 to Vignasagar  ******* @ gmail.com

 The Camera  is not for sale.Stop daydreaming.

Vignasagar  ******* @ gmail.com.                                                                                                      to  Atulsellbhikri*****@gmail.com

Pardon me? But, that's not mentioned in your ad . Shifting stance? Aren’t You?

From Atulsellbhikri*******@gmail.com .                                                                                                  to Vignasagar  ******* @ gmail.com  

I have said  nothing about the Camera in my ad. I'm selling only the Laptop, not the camera. Look again. I have not mentioned  Camera in my ad..

Vignasagar  ******* @ gmail.com.                                                                                                      to  Atulsellbhikri*****@gmail.com

Don’t try to trick  me around. This ad clearly says you are selling the Camera!
I can assure you I am not  minority so you can stop acting modest.  Selling, the camera aren’t  you?        


From Atulsellbhikri*******@gmail.com .                                                                                                  to Vignasagar  ******* @ gmail.com.

Oh my God...swear I didn’t put that ad. Somebody is tampering with my ad

Please send me the link to that ad so I can have them tracked down?

Vignasagar ******* @ gmail.com.                                                                                                       to  Atulsellbhikri*****@gmail.com

Sorry, I cannot. Others too use this computer  so I had to delete my  history because I was looking at…Hmm. …err  classified  information earlier. It was somewhere in the “QuickSel” Profile.  If I'm not mistaken...does this mean I can't buy your Camera ?

Kuchesht R Soudagar from yet another new email account & another assumed name……


Rafiul Saudagar Warsi ******* @ gmail.com.                                                                                    to  Atulsellbhikri*****@gmail.com

Dear casteist beef waffle,

I have a serious problem  with you. I chanced upon your ad while searching  for a Camera  and this  seemed like an attractive deal. But,your comment about not selling to minority was revolting. Shame on you, connecting faith with  selling a Camera! This is outrageous. Maan,  you are  sick……….. dreadful.

 NOT interested in buying your Camera  of abhorrence.

Rafiul Saudagar Warsi

From Atulsellbhikri*******@gmail.com .                                                                                                 to Rafiul Saudagar Warsi  ******* @ gmail.com.                                                                          

Presumption ! Have no problem with minority at all! Suspect someone put that ad up to hound me and I can’t find where it is! Can you provide the link to the ad please??


Rafiul Saudagar Warsi  ******* @ gmail.com.                                                                                   to  Atulsellbhikri*****@gmail.com
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Why don't you spew your Hate on  someone else?  I’m fed up with your dirty antics.                    Don’t want to buy !

Atulsellbhikri finally decided to email Kuchesht R Soudagar on his original account:


From Atulsellbhikri*******@gmail.com .                                                                                                  to Kuchesht R Soudagar ******* @ gmail.com 





Irritating busybody!  I know for sure you put that damn ad  and you better delete it NOW. I'm also sure you have a hand in all other messages . I’m not selling the  Camera. And stop behaving like      a moron. Quit. Quit now ,I Say.  


Kuchesht R Soudagar ******* @ gmail.com.                                                                                     to  Atulsellbhikri*****@gmail.com

I'm sorry, I thought it would help.My desire  was to do  you a favour. I wanted you to see                    a large number of extraordinary offers you could get if only  you decided to sell your Camera.

From Atulsellbhikri*******@gmail.com .                                                                                                  to Kuchesht R Soudagar ******* @ gmail.com   

 Gawd ! I'M NOT SELLING the  Camera .Darn it.  > Now Tell me you oaf,  why you published     that rubbish about Minority if you sincerely wanted to help?


Kuchesht R Soudagar ******* @ gmail.com.                                                                                     to  Atulsellbhikri*****@gmail.co

I detected some strong casteist sentiments in your initial correspondence so thought you were a hate monger & I apologize.

From Atulsellbhikri*******@gmail.com .                                                                                                  to Kuchesht R Soudagar ******* @ gmail.com 

D E L E  T E  the ad NOWWWWW.!!  You S ( $ * ^/ ? @>+_

Kuchesht R Soudagar emailed him one last time, from yet another newly             created account & and  a new alias

Harushakumara ******* @ gmail.com.                                                                                                   to  Atulsellbhikri*****@gmail.com

Good morning Sir!  Sure you are doing fine.

I saw your picture ad under “ Camera for sale”. I'm actually very interested in the Sun glasses        you have displayed . Aviator ? I'll take it for  Rs.600/-…….. c a s h .

- Harushakumara

From Atulsellbhikri*******@gmail.com .                                                                                                    to Harushakumara *****@gmail.com

No Laptop, no Camera, no Sunglasses. Threw them all away into that stinking Bellandur lake.          Go ,Scuba Dive  and get them for freeeeee. And No more mails ,you ruffian..
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Final Note: CBD: Compulsive Buying Disorder

Thursday, May 2, 2019

Dumpsites


Dumpsites for the elderly
                                                        18.09.2017
Recently, I visited my friend of 50 years at a home for  aged people  where he has ’settled’. (Incarcerated?) Not having met for over 3 years,I expected to see the same old face: a perpetual smile , inquisitive, beady eyes and a wit a second banter.The setting looked pleasant, with green lawns ,neat and tidy rooms. I was told by the Administrator that it was lunch time and that my Friend would meet me in a few minutes. Sitting in the waiting room, myriad thoughts crossed my mind.
When  children  grow up ,go out into the outside world they  are caught up   in the quagmire of fiercely competitive struggle for security,status, wealth and luxury. With growing demands on their time, familial bonds are weakened and the aging parents are forced to reconcile to the situation.



It is the breakup of the system of the joint family and the emergence of a nuclear family that has brought this new concept , and the old age homes have come up to cater to the needs of the elderly.

The idea  of an old age home is new to India. An old age home is usually the place where the inmates get all the facilities required for a routine living on payment.
Separation of elders from children is a direct consequence of adopting the living style practiced in the west.
It may not be so heart-rending there, as it is their original life style  But, in India where, for centuries, not  two but three, four or even five  generations have lived together.The relatively  new concept of nuclear family is putting the older generations  in a lot of strain.
But can even the best old age homes  replicate the warmth and security of home? The affection, bonding & love between a child and parents can never be explained by science or the best of writers.
One by one,the inmates emerge from the dining Hall. The are very curious and crowd around me, enquiringly “Have you come to meet  V….”? Engaging me in a conversation,they are as excited as children in a candy store.Everyone gives an account of themself,their children, grandchildren and….. Home . Suddenly I hear a voice in the crowd  “Yaen Subramanya?” A gaunt,bald and aged apparition struggles forward. I cannot suppress a Gasp. Here is my Friend, totally unrecognizable. There is awkward silence. The other inmates politely leave. Though shocked,I manage to mumble a greeting. Gradually we try to recollect our younger days. But this is not the face I remember. The smile and twinkle  in the eye are gone,and no witty anecdotes. There is total detachment in his talk.  
I quickly gather that being an old person is not easy . Deep inside those moist eyes one sees that these people were suffering from “affection”
 Talking with these unfortunate people, listening to their fond memories, I learnt a lot about old age and its inevitable consequences. Every story was much the same:  turmoil in the family, disgust & impatience   with the aged and, finally  their displacement from the family. Though seemingly happy and contented,one can detect a pining. Many of them live under the perpetual illusion that someday their sons or daughters would come back and give them some space in the comfort of their  home.
The visit left a deep impact on my conscience. Suddenly,now I feel more sensitive towards the rat race called life.






Death is a certainty.It is entirely in the hands of children to see the transition is without tears , pain and agony.
As I was leaving, a lady  inmate who walked with me to the gates said ” Children are so busy growing up that they forget parents are growing old”
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shathamanam bhavathi  shathayuh  purushah shatendriya  Ayushyevendriyae  prathitishtathi
(ashirvada mantra from Taittiriya Braahmana)

Roughly translated,the  meaning of this blessing is:
The person uttering this sloka wishes the person who is being blessed with a life of         100 springs in one lifetime;  with fully functioning Indhriyams (senses) during that           lifetime; and to have all the faculties held fully intact,in order to discharge all the           daily chores demanded by life; and to pursue the virtuous way of life , be it in the       physical, mental, social or the spiritual domain.
Is the above mantra is still relevant ?,Can anyone whole heartedly offer this blessing                without a a tinge of guilt after going through the  traumatic experience  of visiting
a                   Home for the aged? Some people are convinced that old age is a curse and there may    be as hint of  arguable justification of the belief.



Tuesday, April 30, 2019

Yenta Junta





Yenta   Junta                                        26.08.18

Arriving at the  altap Mani’s Chayya shop, Purali Aratai  Rangan(PAR), finds dear friend Vagepalli  Srinivasa Venkataram (VSV)  sitting on the wooden bench and sipping tea, looking desolate and crestfallen.






PAR: Venku, you don’t look too good. Why?

VSV: Oh! A great misfortune has befallen me. I am ruined. What will I do?

  Putting his arm over a sobbing VSV’s Shoulder, PAR comforts him

PAR: Tell me, what happened?

VSV: Facebook has just closed my profile.

PAR: How? Why?

VSV: They have informed that ever since the Note ban thousands of posts have appeared on facebook but  they have not found a single line posted by me. I am also accused of  avoiding other burning issues like Dhoni or Virat? , Padmavathi or Padmavat? Avani-murder most foul Etc. Etc.

 PAR: Yes Yes, you have blundered. When every single individual is posting on every issue you too should follow .. like a worthy citizen.After all, there is no dearth of Subjects: Triple talaq, Sabarimala, odd-even formula, Ram Mandir, Tukde gang…….

VSV: I wish to keep my views on burning issues to myself

PAR:( Looking bewildered): What? Silence? You are nuts ! 

Pause!

PAR: You could have at least posted some views on long term effects of Demonitization, GDP etc:

VSV: But, I don’t understand Indian  Economy.

PAR :(Impatiently) : You don’t need to be an economist. Look at all the people who posted : cookery Experts, beauticians, movie review writers !  And you tell me you don’t understand.

PAR: do you at least follow profiles of Bernie Sanders, Bhakth, Dr.Swamy ? As a responsible citizen you are expected to post your views on all current issues. Even one ‘Like’ could have saved your profile.

VSV: I do not follow their posts.

PAR:( Exasperated) What? Whom do you follow then?

VSV: (Smugly): Mark Angel, The Better India, Gaur Gopal Das

PAR: (tearing his hair out ): Aaarghh…Without a FB profile you don't exist. Do you realize that?



Tea Shop Mani (Interjecting): eeee one (Even) I post on faice book (FB)


PAR:(almost in tears) : What do you post ?

Mani (proudly): Press Laikey’(like) on everything I see. I don’t know why VSV Saar doesn’t.

PAR: Oh! VSV, you are completely out of touch with this world, ignoring intellectuals. No wonder your profile is closed. Lucky you are not charged with Treason. You are a disgrace to the country (Almost hysterically), What would you do without a facebook profile?

VSV:  God, I am ashamed of my  negligence….. (Weakly)  I will go home now…..(Looking at his wrist watch)…… ..and watch Bigg Boss.

PAR:  You nincompoop, you # $ * ( @ ^ > (choice expletives) Your life is over. If you don’t have a FB profile, you don’t exist. Do you realize that? Err…Hmmm…. What time does the show start?












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