Itchicalypse
16.10.2018
Buying pre owned
goods is fun exclaimed everteen. And at
a bargain too reciprocated Jollykid, wide eyed. I couldn’t but chuckle! as I
recollected reading somewhere “ never
sell to clowns, never buy from Jokers”
We all understand
sales through Ads on Social media platforms can be painstaking and intimidating
and can sometimes lead to crazy or piquant situations.
Kuchesht
R Soudagar is the archetypal
oniomaniac (one suffering from cbd).His condition has progressed to such an
extent, that at every given opportunity he goes on a ‘Surfing’ spree. Of late
he has even cultivated the art of persuasion. So, let’s take a break from the
tensions of everyday life, join him on one of his epic adventures and enjoy a
hearty laugh.
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Posted
at: 2018-08-29 14:27:13 | 1687 comments | Add Comment
Original
ad:
Laptop
for Sale - HP 15 Core I5 8th Gen. In mint Condition Rs.38000/ . Only
Email me at Atulsellbhikri*******@gmail.com.
Hagglers not entertained.
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From
Kuchesht R Soudagar ******* @ gmail.com.
to Atulsellbhikri*****@gmail.com.
to Atulsellbhikri*****@gmail.com.
Hello
Atul,
That's
a really nice Camera you have in the
picture. What’s the asking price?
Kuchesht
From
Atulsellbhikri*******@gmail.com . to Kuchesht R Soudagar ******* @ gmail.com
Sorry
. Only selling the Laptop.
Kuchesht R Soudagar
******* @ gmail.com.
to Atulsellbhikri*****@gmail.com
I'll
give you Rs.30000/- for the Camera.
From
Atulsellbhikri*******@gmail.com .
to
Kuchesht R Soudagar ******* @ gmail.com
Read
the ad . The Laptop and not camera is for sale.
Kuchesht R Soudagar
******* @ gmail.com. to Atulsellbhikri*****@gmail.com
You
are making it difficult to negotiate on the camera. I'll give you Rs.35000/-
for it, and that is my final offer.Sure you will find it most suitable..
From
Atulsellbhikri*******@gmail.com . to Kuchesht R Soudagar ******* @ gmail.com
And
this is is my FINAL offer: shut the hell up and leave me alone!
Kuchesht R Soudagar from a newly created email account & assumed name…..
Vignasagar ******* @ gmail.com.
to
Atulsellbhikri*****@gmail.com
Hi,
I'm mailing you about the Camera. Your asking price of Rs.40000/- sounds a bit
higher . Maybe With Data card,Battery Charger and Chord ? . I'll
take it!
Vignasagar
From
Atulsellbhikri*******@gmail.com . to Vignasagar ******* @ gmail.com
The Camera is not for sale.Stop daydreaming.
Vignasagar ******* @ gmail.com.
to
Atulsellbhikri*****@gmail.com
Pardon
me? But, that's not mentioned in your ad . Shifting stance? Aren’t You?
From
Atulsellbhikri*******@gmail.com . to Vignasagar ******* @ gmail.com
I
have said nothing about the Camera in my
ad. I'm selling only the Laptop, not the camera. Look again. I have not
mentioned Camera in my ad..
Vignasagar ******* @ gmail.com.
to Atulsellbhikri*****@gmail.com
Don’t
try to trick me around. This ad clearly says
you are selling the Camera!
I
can assure you I am not minority so you can stop acting modest. Selling, the camera aren’t you?
From
Atulsellbhikri*******@gmail.com . to Vignasagar ******* @
gmail.com.
Oh
my God...swear I didn’t put that ad. Somebody is tampering with my ad
Please
send me the link to that ad so I can have them tracked down?
Vignasagar ******* @
gmail.com.
to
Atulsellbhikri*****@gmail.com
Sorry,
I cannot. Others too use this computer so I had to delete my history because I was looking at…Hmm. …err classified
information earlier. It was somewhere in the “QuickSel” Profile. If I'm not mistaken...does this mean I can't
buy your Camera ?
Kuchesht R Soudagar from
yet another new email account & another assumed name……
Rafiul Saudagar Warsi
******* @ gmail.com. to Atulsellbhikri*****@gmail.com
Dear
casteist beef waffle,
I
have a serious problem with you. I
chanced upon your ad while searching for
a Camera and this seemed like an attractive deal. But,your comment
about not selling to minority was revolting. Shame on you, connecting faith with
selling a Camera! This is outrageous. Maan, you are
sick……….. dreadful.
NOT interested in buying your Camera of abhorrence.
Rafiul Saudagar Warsi
From
Atulsellbhikri*******@gmail.com . to Rafiul Saudagar Warsi *******
@ gmail.com.
Presumption
! Have no problem with minority at all! Suspect someone put that ad up to hound
me and I can’t find where it is! Can you provide the link to the ad please??
Rafiul Saudagar Warsi
******* @ gmail.com. to Atulsellbhikri*****@gmail.com
.
Why
don't you spew your Hate on someone
else? I’m fed up with your dirty
antics. Don’t want to buy !
Atulsellbhikri finally decided to
email Kuchesht R Soudagar on his original account:
From
Atulsellbhikri*******@gmail.com . to Kuchesht R Soudagar ******* @ gmail.com
Irritating
busybody! I know for sure you put that
damn ad and you better delete it NOW.
I'm also sure you have a hand in all other messages . I’m not selling the Camera. And stop behaving like a moron. Quit.
Quit now ,I Say.
Kuchesht R Soudagar
******* @ gmail.com. to Atulsellbhikri*****@gmail.com
I'm
sorry, I thought it would help.My desire
was to do you a favour. I wanted
you to see a large number of extraordinary offers you could get if only you decided to sell your Camera.
From
Atulsellbhikri*******@gmail.com . to Kuchesht R Soudagar ******* @ gmail.com
Gawd ! I'M NOT SELLING the Camera .Darn it. > Now Tell me you oaf, why you published that rubbish about Minority
if you sincerely wanted to help?
Kuchesht R Soudagar
******* @ gmail.com. to Atulsellbhikri*****@gmail.co
I
detected some strong casteist sentiments in your initial correspondence so
thought you were a hate monger & I apologize.
From
Atulsellbhikri*******@gmail.com . to Kuchesht R Soudagar ******* @ gmail.com
D
E L E T E the ad NOWWWWW.!! You S ( $ * ^/ ? @>+_
Kuchesht R Soudagar emailed him one last time, from yet another
newly created account & and a new alias
Harushakumara *******
@ gmail.com. to Atulsellbhikri*****@gmail.com
Good
morning Sir! Sure you are doing fine.
I
saw your picture ad under “ Camera for sale”. I'm actually very interested in
the Sun glasses you have displayed . Aviator ? I'll take it for Rs.600/-…….. c a s h .
- Harushakumara
From
Atulsellbhikri*******@gmail.com . to Harushakumara *****@gmail.com
No
Laptop, no Camera, no Sunglasses. Threw them all away into that stinking Bellandur
lake. Go ,Scuba Dive and get them for freeeeee.
And No more mails ,you ruffian..
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Final
Note: CBD: Compulsive Buying Disorder
1 comment:
Ha Ha ha ! Some clowns can really drive people up the wall, even in cyberspace !
Riotous :-)
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